He cut the damn course

New post in "Just total Shit"

Had a little time for a quickie. Check it out.

Update in 86'd and some HB links

We have updated the 86'd tab and a reader sent us these.

Couple of HB videos, check HB and his "lair"
http://www.vimeo.com/6975045

Nice body armor HB!
http://www.vimeo.com/6523192


Enjoy HB's fashionable shorts and armor.
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New slang when you notice the tab

a new Hall of fame tab just launched.
It's just a start, but we're back.
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Couple of new ones

In addition to the Horsies post, two new posts/links are now up in the "Our Favorite Things" section. Working on a new article that should go up Friday-ish.
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Horsies

New stuff up in the Just Total Shit section. At least two more posts tomorrow.
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Random 29" article up in Bad Reviews.

It doesn't belong there, but now it is.
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Montague

Montague pissed us off for too long. they are up in the "Total Shit" arena.
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The Streisand Effect

This just in from a reader.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect

While the alleged heat may be reputedly increasing, a studious observer of social phenomena might be wise to point out to one mister Lopes, and one SRAM corporation, that righteous-minded pursuit of what they consider to be their fair due can in many eyes be seen as something quite different. and that the hopes of silencing an embarrassing situation might actually backfire entirely. re: the streisand effect.

New image up on the main page, new article in "Just total shit."
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Brian wants to sue...please don't.

New stuff now up in the Lopes section.

More coming on Sam Hill/Palmer, SRAM/Crank Bros/Pivot, and 29" wheels ASAP
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Interbike stuff coming, Lopes images up, and XC

More Pics of Lopes are now up in his hallowed section. Now, a question from the readers:

 

Man, do you just see downhill as the easy fucking target that it is, or are you personally a fan? Well, hold on. To be fair, you have done a nice job ripping the roadie fag industry, but hey, lets face it.  That's like picking on the fat retarded kid.  At least the DH guys, the stupid fucking jocks that they are, still have both testicles swinging.

 

I'm not sure where I'm going with this except that XC dudes are so much radder that they'll come to your* house to fuck your mom, eat the badass enchilada dinner she just cooked for you, then fuck your sister and your girlfriend (if you have one, which you probably don't.) 

 

Hey did you see that story on Velonews about that guy?  No? Really? Me either.  High five!

 

Your radness is only eclipsed by your sheet badassness.  Keep it up, fucko.

 

Xoxo

 

*not "you." duh.

 

To answer, the steward of this site (me) actually digs XC racing and is a fan, but that sport is dumb right now for so many reasons. To start, there’s a real lack of personalities, at least on a public-front level. Those guys have turned themselves into the food-weighing “roadie fags” of whom you speak, only on the road side there is at least all of the daily soap opera drama to follow for entertainment. Most of them are so dedicated to training they are left blank-faced and mute, elevating their legs in a hotel room somewhere gnawing on a 2.5 ounce leaf salad while their stomach growls constantly.

 

That said, Pro XC riders are tough SOB’s, but these days it is hard for me to identify with their sport at all. The World Champ was on a 19lb hardtail with flatbars, and some of those guys run sew-ups. Sew-ups? When was the last time you went on a bike ride with your sew-ups on? You don’t, because you might flat and there isn’t a tech area out there where someone is going to hand you another wheel.

 

So Absalon will usually win the World Cups, Kabush usually wins the North American National stuff, and they ride light bikes with lockouts from whoever they can find to give them one. There’s not much more to comment on. On a local level, though, XC racing still seems to thrive because it isn’t the BS sport it’s National/World-level counterpart has become since the Olympics came into play.    

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